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Pure Muscle Club Tee

Pure Muscle Club Tee

Regular price $35.00 USD
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Flex your love for fine wine and fine physiques with the "Three Fat Guys Pure Muscle Club Tee." This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a flex of humor and heartiness, perfect for those who appreciate a heavy pour as much as a heavy lift.

Crafted with the same care as our select vintages, this tee is made from premium, soft cotton that hugs your muscles as lovingly as a grapevine clings to its trellis. It's as comfortable as it is durable, ready to withstand the rigors of a hard gym session or a leisurely vineyard tour.

The "Pure Muscle Club" slogan isn't just a catchphrase; it's a lifestyle, celebrating those who can tell the difference between a Bordeaux and a barbell.

This tee is tailored for the wine lover with a sense of humor, who knows that the only thing better than a good pump is a good Pinot. So, whether you're showing off your gains at the gym or your knowledge at a wine tasting, the "Three Fat Guys Pure Muscle Club Tee" is your new go-to garment. Wear it and declare that you're all about those gains – both in the cellar and the squat rack. Cheers to brawn and bottles!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
L 22 29 ⅜ 19
XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
4XL 29 ¾ 33 ½ 24 ⅝
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